Teeny Weeny Pony
A teeny weeny pony is basically the smallest amount of hair that you can fit through a hair band that could possibly amount to a pony tail. Clearly, that’s a crime, but does it really count if its a crime of passion? Maybe you are so proud of your hair’s progress that you couldn’t wait to run to the nearest beauty supply store to buy your first set of goodie bands*.
‘I see you ma’ you snatched that hair up so tight you look like you are in a permanent state of botox, but guess what!? All five strands fit through the pink band and we can see that tiny pony you’re working with. You have a ponytail now, ‘haterz gonna hate’.
All jokes aside, even though I empathize with the tiny ponytail syndrome it would probably be better for us all, and your edges, if you give your hair just a little bit more time to grow. Rule of thumb, wait until you have shoulder length hair before you bother with ponytails.